Cow Island

'But you agreed,' said Cyril, 'just one quick drink.' 'But that's not one drink!' replied Captain Bill 'and you knew it wouldn't be.' 'I just chose at random,' said Cyril 'I had no way of knowing it was going to be this big.' 'Rubbish!' replied Captain Bill 'It's obvious that you've been in before.' 'Never!' said Cyril. 'Then how do you explain the pricing of the drinks?' pointed out Captain Bill. 'Small, medium, large and Cyril!' 'Admiral Cyril,' corrected Cyril and he held up the list and pointed at the word Admiral. 'And,' continued Captain Bill,'we're sitting at the 'Admiral' Cyril table in the 'Admiral' Cyril lounge and you've just been served from a cocktail shaker that's engraved 'Personal Property of Admiral Cyril and,' and here Captain Bill raised his voice, 'you're not a proper Admiral!' 'You do seem to...

You've missed him; he's back! And he's got a new chum to play with! Iiiiiiiittttttttt'ssssssssss CYRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Morning fans, how we all doing then? I see that once again we have returned to one of my favourite places and speaking as someone who can be in several places at the same time, can I just say how pleased I am to be back. Now as you may know, I have a new chum. Let's be honest, we've never spent a lot of time together in the past, but now all that can change. Me and Old Billie Eyepatch can look forward to a series of heartwarming adventures and cake. I've decided that we should start off at the 'Captain's Cocktail Lounge' - just one of several places that I've not been banned from... well not recently anyway. Can you believe it: he's never been in! Well all that is about to change. Now I've promised him that it will be just a quick once around, no loitering and certainly we won't be stopping for 2 very large pre...