Cow Island

'And after that I personally lead the team that was responsible for overseeing the re-rigging of the Jolly Mutton which resulted in a 2.7563 knot per hour increase in the overall average weather cruising speed which was credited as the main reason for the successful capture of several high value vessels in the following six month period. After that I was promoted to first mate a position which I found to be both challenging and rewarding and within which I undertook a series of accredited courses where I acquitted myself with such distinction that I was awarded the first mate of the month cup a trophy which I have subsequently won on a further 4 occasions which has placed me well in lead for first mate of the year an annual prize which would normally only be considered for a first mate with at least 5 years 'in position' experience but which I have been put forward for after only 10 months which I feel does give a very clear indication of the calibre of the w...

Hellllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooo! Annie here. Now I don't usually do the blog thing on a... whatever day it is today??? Normally it's my chum, Mr Sir Cyril of Largeness but he's busy being written on... so I'm here instead. I think I should begin by saying that I'm getting a bit bored and a bit worried. It was quite good fun at first to hire this little boat but I can't help thinking that it's time for us to be getting back. I suspect that the man who shouts 'come in number 4, your time is up' has probably got a sore throat by now (actually I can't see what number we are but I like 4's because they have pointy corners). Also I think we should have got one of those peddly boats because then we could all have had a turn at peddledeling. Finally, I've not been able to count my legs for a least a week because I can't see them... How am I supposed to know how many I've got? Tired now. Annie