Cow Island

'Well they've not actually arrested them!' said Norma and Captain Bill just looked up into the sky. 'Free the oppressed!' mooed Annie. 'You are free!' replied Captain Bill. 'Oh! That was quick!' said Annie,'would you like a song?' But Captain Bill said he wouldn't. 'I think it's just that Queen Phoebe's not too keen on buskers,' continued Norma, 'she worries about how the press will respond!' 'We'd just got to the second verse of 'Good King Wensleydale' when the rozzers collared us!' said Annie,'...and they had pointy sticks!' she added. 'Of course it wasn't Annie and Geraldine's idea!' said Norma. 'CYRIL!' mooed Captain Bill. 'So I was just wondering if you could lend a hoof for 10 minute to try to help me find him?' asked Norma,'I've looked in most of the obvious places already!' And Captain Bill said he would, so he and Norma, closely follow...

'Yes,' said Norma,'but are you really sure you need one?' 'Everyone needs a cheese grater!' replied Annie,'I even got a miniature one for Geraldine.' 'Wonderful!' said Norma. 'And it's good quality one,' continued Annie,'it's even got a little hole in it so you don't lose your cheese once it's been grated! Our agent has said that we could offer to grate peoples Christmas cheeses for them and attract there attention by pinging the grating wires.' 'Right,' said Norma,'and your agent would be Cyril?' 'Mr Cyril!' corrected Annie,'he says if we're good at it he might arrange a world wide stadium grating tour for early next year, grating to crowds of up to 15 people at a time....this could be our ticket to fame and grated cheese.' 'Hmmm,' said Norma,'I've just got to nip off for a last couple of presents and then maybe I'll try to find Mr Cyril and have a qu...