Cow Island

'Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!' Annie mooed. 'Couldn't have put it better myself,' Cyril said. 'Now, would you like some chips?' 'Yes, please!' Annie replied. '.............Wiv salt and vinegar.' 'Two lots of chips please,' Cyril asked the cashier. 'One with salt and vinegar, one with mayonnaise...shaken not stirred.'  'And a wally!' Annie added. 'He's behind you,' Cyril replied. 'WHAT!!!!' Captain Bill mooed. 'Who are you again?' Annie asked. 'I'm leaving!' Captain Bill announced. 'Pleased to meet you,' Annie said. 'I meant I'm going,' Captain Bill replied. 'Oh, do stay,' Annie continued, 'we've only just met.' 'Yes, you must stay,' Cyril agreed and he took Captain Bill by his knitted compass and dragged him toward the nearest gaming table. 'Afternoon,' he announced to the cro...

'I say old chap, things in our frightfully wonderful new casino do seem to be...,' Flossie paused, '..is it really World Don't Talk Like A Pirate Day?' he asked. 'It is indeed old boy,' Lefty replied. 'Then it would be churlish of me not to join in. Do please inform me of how things are progressing, Lefty, old thing.' 'I'm terribly pleased to report that everything is tip top and super,' Lefty bleated. 'Our dear little casino is proving to be the hit of the whole enterprise.' 'Top 'ole and no mistake,' Flossie replied. 'I expect that the profit from here could be buying us a new ship in next to no time.' 'Splendid! Would it be amiss of me to ask for confirmation that our security arrangements are just as first class as always?' 'Happy to do so, my dear,' Lefty replied. 'It's all very discrete of course but there are cameras inside and guards on continuous patrol around t...