Cow Island

'Are you sure?' asked Annie. 'I'm sure,' replied Captain Bill. 'Sure?' asked Annie. 'Sure!' replied Captain Bill. 'Sure?' 'Sure!' 'Sure? 'Sure!' 'Sure?' 'Sure!' 'Only sometimes people get married without realising it.' 'I have not got married!' replied Captain Bill. 'I was married to a halibut for seven years without knowing about it and...hang on...I may have dreamt that!' said Annie. 'I am NOT married!'  'Then why are you covered in...' 'IT'S NOT CONFETTI!' shouted Captain Bill. '..........................................You're only shouting at me because I've got wonky horns aren't you?' asked Annie. 'I am shouting at you because you're the most annoying person that I've ever met!' replied Captain Bill. 'You need to meet more people,' said Annie. But before the convers...

'I don't know,' said Norma, 'they seem to remind me of...' 'Confetti?' suggested Captain Bill. 'That's it!' mooed Norma. 'They're almost exactly the same size. It must have taken her ages to glue them all on.' 'Five hours,' replied Captain Bill. 'It would have been less but she insisted on finishing the crossword.' 'She can be very thorough when she wants to be,' said Norma. 'You know she'd had that pot of glue for three years just sitting there waiting?' 'I think I was with her when she bought it,' replied Norma. 'I mean what is wrong with her?' 'I guess she warned you?' asked Norma. '................She may have,' replied Captain Bill. 'I think I recall her muttering something. It's difficult to remember in the heat of the moment. I tend to zone out when she starts shouting...which let's be honest is most of the time.' 'Pe...