'For the last time madame unhoof me!' 'And for the last time they are hands!' 'Then unhoofhand me...I need to steer me ship! 'A bit to port I think!' suggested Queen Phoebe. 'Which just goes to show how little you know madame,' replied Captain Bill, 'you are clearly indicating towards starboliarboliboard! Now who put that ship there? There's a lot of them isn't there! Hey you! Move it! If I hit him it'll be all his fault! 'You just need to turn a little to port,' said Queen Phoebe. 'I think you'll find there's only one captain on this ship!' replied Captain Bill. 'Right!' exclaimed Queen Phoebe. 'That's it!' 'Ah! No! No you don't! Give me back my hat!' 'Queenie's in charge!' replied Queen Phoebe. 'Perhaps everywhere else but not here!' said Captain Bill. 'Now give it back! I could have you thrown in the brig for this!' 'SI...
The adventures of six cartoon cows who live on an island. Created, written and illustrated by Steven Allender, aka The Great Pencil.