'No!' said Bertha. 'Hang on!' replied Captain Bill. 'I've not asked for anything yet!' 'All the same,' said Bertha, 'I'm not interested in stocking your magazine. I'm not going to become interested in stocking your magazine and if you take just one step closer I shall take it off of you, tear it into confetti sized pieces and glue them to you using this pot of glue that I've been saving for just such an occasion,' Captain Bill looked carefully at the pot of glue on the desk. It said 'For gluing confetti sized pieces of magazine onto Captain Bill. Do not use for any other purpose' on the label in very small but neat hoof writing. 'People are supposed to mellow with age,' suggested Captain Bill. 'I'm not people,' replied Bertha, 'I'm Bertha.' 'It's got a crossword puzzle,' said Captain Bill and he pointed at it. 'No it hasn't,' replied Bertha, 'it...
The adventures of six cartoon cows who live on an island. Created, written and illustrated by Steven Allender, aka The Great Pencil.