Cow Island

'To be honest I just don't think it's me!' said Horace. 'Nooooooooooooooo.............,' replied Norma, 'possibly not!' 'I just don't see how it's going to help me write poetry?' '...............................................................................................Actually that's not the reason behind it,' replied Norma. 'Then why wear it then?' asked Horace. 'He's got you there!' mooed Captain Bill. 'Thank you for your input!' replied Norma. 'The bag's quite useful though,' continued Horace. 'Well if you could just wear the patch for a while?' asked Norma. 'If you really want me to?' said Horace. And Norma said that she did. 'And you want me to wear my bathing costume?' asked Captain Bill. 'That would be kind,' said Norma. 'Not sure it'll help me to write any poetry,' said Captain Bill. 'Were you in...