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When Cyril moved quickly

'And Mr Norman says he can do as you asked and Queen Thingymeboggle has agreed and Geraldine is going to cut the hole where you requested,' mooed Annie as she ran alongside Cyril. Cyril slowed down. 'I can take things easily then!' he said. 'I think it suits you,' replied Annie. 'It's much more me,' said Cyril. 'But you did run all of,' and at this point Annie got out a tape measure, 'about 4 inches.' 'I've not done that in years!' said Cyril. 'You look better for it,' replied Annie. 'Toned?' asked Cyril. Annie shrugged her horns. 'Whatever!' she replied. 'Also I need to inform you that I'm going to marry a King and have fifteen tiny invisible legs fitted.' 'Do I get to be best man?' asked Cyril. 'If you want to,' replied Annie. 'You'd probably have to make me an Earl before I could do it.' 'I'd rather make you ten breakfas...