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How to tell if you're married

'Are you sure?' asked Annie. 'I'm sure,' replied Captain Bill. 'Sure?' asked Annie. 'Sure!' replied Captain Bill. 'Sure?' 'Sure!' 'Sure? 'Sure!' 'Sure?' 'Sure!' 'Only sometimes people get married without realising it.' 'I have not got married!' replied Captain Bill. 'I was married to a halibut for seven years without knowing about it and...hang on...I may have dreamt that!' said Annie. 'I am NOT married!'  'Then why are you covered in...' 'IT'S NOT CONFETTI!' shouted Captain Bill. '..........................................You're only shouting at me because I've got wonky horns aren't you?' asked Annie. 'I am shouting at you because you're the most annoying person that I've ever met!' replied Captain Bill. 'You need to meet more people,' said Annie. But before the convers...