'No!...........No! It's...........it's not gone at all well!' bleated Flossie. 'Seemed to at the time!' replied Lefty. 'Oh!.....I couldn't agree more,' said Flossie, 'but on reflection...........we seem to have been tucked up like a kipper!' 'I actually felt sorry for him at one point,' added Lefty. 'Me too!' replied Flossie. 'But...at the end of the day......well...........well we seem to have sold a solid gold crown for a piece of carpet that's held together with bits of rope that look like they should be in a museum, one of those things that makes your cabin smell nice and a painting.' '.................................Yer!' said Lefty. 'I'm not even sure what it's supposed to be?' 'Orange, cedarwood and clove I think?' replied Lefty. 'No I meant the painting,' said Flossie. 'It's a landscape,' replied Lefty. 'Right!' muttered Flo...
The adventures of six cartoon cows who live on an island. Created, written and illustrated by Steven Allender, aka The Great Pencil.