'It's genuine,' mooed Norma, 'apparently she's been studying for a while now.' 'But!' said Captain Bill. 'And she finished top of her class.' 'But!' said Captain Bill. 'Very straight hat!' observed Bertha. 'I thought that,' replied Norma. 'I think it's so nice when someone achieves something.' 'But!' said Captain Bill. 'And she got special mentions for navigation, deck ironing and hornpipe dancing.' added Norma. And on cue Geraldine performed a particularly fine hornpipe. 'Didn't you fail hornpipe?' asked Bertha. 'It wasn't an essential!' replied Captain Bill. 'There were far more important things. Anyway, I dare say it's a heck of a lot easier when you've only got two legs. You try doing it with four hooves in a Force Eight. They should never have gone ahead with it under those conditions. I could easily have lost a horn.' '...
The adventures of six cartoon cows who live on an island. Created, written and illustrated by Steven Allender, aka The Great Pencil.