Cow Island

'Well Norma and Bertha should have checked if it was that close to the end of the season?' said Captain Bill,'and I never got my money back!' 'I'm sure Norma did her best!' said Horace. 'If you'd just let me....' suggested Cyril. 'No, no, no!' replied Captain Bill, 'for the last time you are not going to 'borrow' a boat..we're in enough trouble as it is.' Captain Bill, Horace and Cyril were concealed beneath a tree and behind a hedge and even, from time to time, behind each other. From this point of view they were watching some rather animated movements that were coming from the hotel. 'Somehow I suspect that it might be a while before we can stay there again!' said Captain Bill. 'Oh dear!' said Horace. 'Well people can get like that,' replied Captain Bill, 'particularly when you knock out a guest and then steal their cake...while dressed as a member of staff!' 'Very petty!' ...

Hello everyone! How are you all today? Now I know things got a little heated yesterday, but I really thought that Captain Bill and Cyril looked quite good. The rest of us had put a great deal of effort into making that disguise and Captain Bill could have tried to be a bit more supportive. As next week's going to be very hectic I thought I would just have a little 'me' time today. The Hotel has a nice formal garden area with statues and things, it's all very peaceful. I got Annie down by the way. There's a bit of tree still stuck to her but it'll soon come off. Well do have wonderful weekends. Are you going anywhere? Hugs to you all! Norma

You've missed him! You've wondered where he was! You've probably not felt complete without him! But now he's back! Iiiiiiiiiiittttttt'ssssssssssssss CYRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! Bonjour, mon petite truffles! How are you? Is that a new top you're wearing? Cyril notices these things you know! But now more about me... Am I now even better looking? Silly question! I have, by a process of no work and extra eating, added yet more cuddles to my magnificent form. It's the hotel life you know, some of us (and given my size I'm often mistaken for an 'us') are just born to be pampered. By the way for those of you staying in a hotel here are a few Cyril tips. 1. Always get a room close to the kitchen or preferably in it! 2. Make sure you get a very large bed..by the pool! 3. After arriving contact the hotels food suppliers and order twice what they normally have. To save confusion this is best done using hotel note paper and the manager's signature. Well tha...