'Har! Har! Har! Tiring of it slightly but still,' continued Flossie, 'what are we up to?' '8 knots,' replied Lefty. 'Har! Ha...Oh I can't be bothered...Tis a fine ship and no mistake!' 'I was thinking we could rename her 'Mint Sauce II'? suggested Lefty. 'Perfect!' said Flossie. 'Now, to other matters. Have the prisoners been thrown into the brig?' 'Well,' replied Lefty, 'couldn't throw them in, might have hurt them but I can confirm that the prisoners have been confined in a space that still allows access to light, water, regular meals, with choice of menu including a vegan option, adequate turning room and an organised program of recreation and exercise. I've skipped the bit about visiting rights because they can't have any seeing as we're at sea.' 'Right,' said Flossie. 'Good! Now, Dave, he seems to have a spoon?' 'Correct,' replied Lefty. 'Ba...
The adventures of six cartoon cows who live on an island. Created, written and illustrated by Steven Allender, aka The Great Pencil.