Cow Island

'So let me assure you that after a rather unexpected pause we're now completely back on the case,' said Norma. 'Well, One should bloomin' well 'ope so!' replied Queen Phoebe. 'One isn't at all 'appy, let me tell you!' 'We are very sorry,' continued Norma. 'It's not so much the hiding in the woods that hurts,' replied Queen Phoebe, 'but One hasn't had a good knees up for what seems like forever!' 'It must be difficult,' agreed Norma. 'It is!' moaned Queen Phoebe, 'and of course One misses One's hubbie, he's lovely, everybody says so, even the ones what isn't paid to!' 'I do hope you've still been able to see him?' asked Norma. 'Briefly,' replied Queen Phoebe, 'it was 'im what made my little substitute crown. Made it with his own hands he did and a royal personage isn't used to that sort of thing.' 'It's lovely,...