Cow Island

Captain Bill wandered up to the top of the slope so that he could be with the others. 'And so, if you were one of ma little students,' he heard Camille saying, 'I would be giving you a big gold star for your touristic disguise.' 'I was confident that it worked but it's always good to have a second opinion,' Bertha replied. 'And yourself, I notice that you've changed from a sophisticated Coral Candy to a cheap, trashy, Candy Coral.' 'So nice of you to notice,' Camille said, 'UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!!!! Who shall remain nameless, CAPITAINE BILE!!' Capitaine Bile wandered back down the slope so that he could be alone. 'And I notice that you 'ave with you.....?' 'Horace,' Bertha prompted. 'Yes, 'orace!' 'No, Horace!' Horace mooed. 'Which means that we are almost all back together,' Camille continued. 'Yes,' Bertha replied, 'I've not seen Norma for a whil...

'Ah! There you are!' 'Indeed!' Camille replied. 'Myself and ma little students are all ashore and land shaped.' 'Wonderful!' 'In just a few moments I shall be finished and we will be ready to rejoin the adventure.' 'And you are?' ' 'Doing ma face' is 'ow it is commonly referred to.' 'Right.............clearly important.' 'Of course! A lady must look 'er best at all times. And ma brave Capitaine Bile, 'ow is 'e? No doubt 'e 'as been scouting ahead for an opportunity to find wrongdoers and fight with them a duel to the death to defend the 'onour of the one 'e secretly desires?' 'Erm, not quite got that far yet,' Captain Bill replied. 'It's been more scouting in the rear areas up to now. Secure the base camp, that type of thing. You know I'm not entirely convinced about this whole pirate, stolen island, idea and I'm glad to see that yo...

'Lads are feeling a bit down now,' said Lefty. 'Understandable,' replied Flossie, '..........if you could just give me a bit more room?' 'Small brig,' pointed out Lefty. 'True,' replied Flossie,'very true! Still we'll be OK! There are worse places and situations. We've not got much to complain about.' 'My fleece got all wet!' called out a sheep from the back. 'And I've lost my teddie!' bleated another. Flossie glanced around. 'Did you want to have a word with him about that?' asked Lefty. 'Not just now,' replied Flossie, 'doesn't seem like the right time somehow.' 'Perhaps for the best,' said Lefty. 'Mmmmm,' replied Flossie, 'and anyway while I've got this lipstick on me....' 'Colour suits you though,' said Lefty. 'Really?' asked Flossie, 'I thought something with more of a deeper base....not that it really matters........so anybody...