'Then I thought I might be a larch but my horns are too wonky so I finally decided I was part oak, part beech and part custard tart.' 'Brilliant!' said Cyril. 'I think most people would choose to be a part oak, part beech, part custard tart tree if they could be.' 'Yippee!' mooed Annie and she did quite a long dance* 'So,' she continued, 'in an attempt to appear interested in the life of another person. How have you been spending your most valububble time?' 'Hmm,' Cyril replied. 'Well, I got hungry so I ate a big cake, then several more cakes, 18 dinners, 54 breakfasts and 1 light snack but that was just this morning and I seem to have become even more irresistible, because, let's face it, I'm gorgeous.' 'Truthful, interesting and caketastic!' mooed Annie. 'Always a pleasure,' Cyril replied. 'Now, could I interest you in a mug or a t-shirt? The perfect gift to yourself at the sta...
The adventures of six cartoon cows who live on an island. Created, written and illustrated by Steven Allender, aka The Great Pencil.