Cow Island

'Here they come!' mooed Norma. 'Are there many of them?' asked Captain Bill. 'Well if you stood up you'd see!' replied Norma. 'I'd rather not!' said Captain Bill. 'It might scare them off.' 'HA!' called out Bertha from the cows nest. 'Thank you!' replied Captain Bill. 'It really would be nice if you'd show a little more leadership,' said Norma. 'I am leading!' replied Captain Bill. 'I just thought I'd keep a low profile.' 'Any lower and you'd be below deck!' observed Norma. 'Now there's a thought!' 'Don't you dare!' said Norma. 'And anyway it's up to us to hold them here until Cyril gives us the signal.' 'And if you go before then I'll jump on you from here!' called out Bertha from the cows nest. 'It's all aggression with her!' said Captain Bill. 'She means well,' replied Norma. '...

Hooky tapped furiously. 'No, he's got it the right way up!' replied Flossie. Lefty held up the map so everyone could see. Hooky tapped once. 'Apology accepted!' replied Lefty. 'So where do you think we should be?' asked Flossie. 'Errrrrrrrr, there!' replied Lefty and he indicated a space between two tents. 'What are they?' 'That one's the Big Cannon Tea Tent and the other one's a health and safety advisory stall...although I must admit there are several of those.' Flossie glanced about him. 'Don't actually seem to be near anything!' 'That's the thing I can't explain,' replied Lefty. 'Could we turn back?' suggested Flossie. Slightly Threatening Dave pointed to the no entry sign. 'OK!' said Flossie. 'Good idea though,' replied Lefty. 'So where are we trying to get to?' asked Flossie. 'There!' replied Lefty. 'Diamond Doris...