'I really am so sorry,' trumpeted Norman. 'It's just one of those things,' replied Norma. 'It was an accident,' added Norman. 'I know,' replied Norma. 'We have to accept that there is more to an elephant than just a trunk and two of those mores are a pair of very pointy tusks!' 'I've not been in an art gallery for years!' said Norman. 'They won't let me in! I've tried tying cushions on the ends of them and everything' 'That's not fair,' mooed Annie. 'No it isn't,' agreed Norma. 'It's elephantist!' continued Annie. 'I couldn't have put it better myself,' said Norma, 'and anyway they're not big holes, well they are quite big but Annie will soon have them repaired.' 'I'm using a special running elephant proof stitch.' 'See!' said Norma. 'Then when she's finished she can give you a whole heap of hugs and every...
The adventures of six cartoon cows who live on an island. Created, written and illustrated by Steven Allender, aka The Great Pencil.