Cow Island

'They'll undoubtedly have formed a plan for disposing of Queen Phoebe's crown,' said Bertha, 'and if Norma and my expectations are correct it'll be a plan of such detailed complexity that we'll have little chance of penetrating through its many fiendish layers.' 'But even so,' added Norma, 'we feel we still have to try.' 'Well there's nothing like talking us up!' replied Captain Bill. 'It's trying to understand the criminal mind that will be crucial,' added Bertha. 'And we still don't know where Cyril's gone to?' asked Captain Bill. 'For such a large bovine he's surprisingly adept at hiding in the shadows,' replied Norma. 'I think our best approach will be to start without him and to look around and see what we can see.' 'We'll have to go across the site with a fine tooth comb,' observed Bertha. Annie raised a hoof. 'Not a real one!' mooed C...

'It's just I've had a word with the lads and they'd rather not,' said Lefty. 'But it'd only be for a couple of hours!' replied Flossie. 'We'd all get to see so much more!' 'Still,' replied Lefty, 'the lads would prefer it if we all went around together...as a flock like.' Flossie sighed. 'We'll spend half our time queueing, you know that don't you!' 'Be more fun though,'  replied Lefty, 'being all together.' '...........................................OK!' bleated Flossie. 'All together it is!' And as one the pirate flock cheered. 'Is it...is it me,' continued Flossie, 'or is it more corporate this year?' 'Suppose it's only to be expected,' replied Lefty, 'must cost a lot to put something like this on. 'Makes it less piratey though,' said Flossie. 'So where do you want to start then?' asked Lefty. 'Du...