Cow Island

'Ha! Ha! Go at them me lucky lads! Care not for health and safety! Run 'em through! Death! Death, slaughter and a bit more death! Kill 'em...Kill 'em a.....' 'There's nobody here,' said Lefty. '.....Oh! So there isn't!' bleated Flossie. 'Sorry, got carried away! Didn't notice.' 'Good speech though.' 'Did you like it? I didn't have time to write anything down. I was trying to keep it inspirational but short. I didn't want to get bogged down in the whole, we've only got one pointy sword, form a queue, take it turns, Dave gets first go because it's his, thing. Sometimes in leadership you have to take a back seat and show confidence in others abilities to problem solve.' 'I think you got it just right,' replied Lefty, 'and the 'care not for health and safety' quip went down very well.' 'I confess I had thought of that a while ago,' said Flossie. 'Just b...