Cow Island

'Ah ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Me hearties! Ha! Ha! Keel haul the lot of them! Then make sail for the Governor's palace!..........................................No, sorry, I still can't get into it.' said Flossie. 'I just thought it might help?' replied Lefty. 'Appreciate the idea,' replied Flossie. 'You know me, always happy to run it up the mizzen mast and see how it flutters.' 'So do you feel it's going to be just a passing thing or more of a long term problem?'  'Not sure really?' replied Flossie. 'Have you considered counselling?' 'Not really me,' replied Flossie. 'Now moving on, this would be the...er...'you know what'?' 'That's right,' said Lefty. 'Shall we unwrap it?' asked Flossie. 'Up to you?' replied Lefty. 'But it would invalidate the insurance.' 'Insurance?' bleated Flossie. 'Insurance,' repeated Lefty. 'But it...