Cow Island

Morning all, your Captain speaking. First chance we've had to have a chat since arriving. I was relieved just to have got us here in one piece! Still no sign of Ms Camille and her troop. I suppose they'll be busy preparing themselves. I imagine that they'll get pretty excited when we turn up! I shall try not to involve myself too much with their athletic training. Perhaps just drop in the odd critical pointer now and again? I see myself more in the role of morale booster and semi official dignitary. Apart from that there'll be the usual worries about the crew embarrassing themselves! I do hope Bertha doesn't get carried away with it all! Then there's Cyril.......and Annie......and Horace! Right, better go and find where Norma's got to! Take care Captain Bill