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On the misdirection of pirate sheep

'I see them!' mooed Norma. ''Where?' asked Bertha. 'They're just moving up between Rob's Novelty Cutlass Marquee and The Eye Patch Emporium.' 'That's means they're keeping to their expected route,' replied Bertha. 'That's right!' said Norma. 'Get ready.........Now! Signal twice!' Bertha flicked her horn and the red duster waved above her head. 'Excellent!' said Norma. 'Horace has seen it! He's signalling to Annie and she's........fallen over sideways! No, she's back up and dancing!' 'Has Norman seen her?' 'He has!' replied Norma. 'He's moving into position.' 'Brilliant!'  'Ah! No!' 'What?' asked Bertha. 'They've stopped!' replied Norma. 'I thought we wanted them to?' 'But they've not got to Norman yet! They've stopped at the junction of The Gangplank Cafe and The Yardarm Tav...