Cow Island

'Are you sure?' asked Horace. 'I'm fine thank you!' replied Captain Bill. 'It doesn't look very comfortable...or safe,' added Horace. 'Really I'm fine,' replied Captain Bill. 'Don't you even have a hammock?' asked Horace. 'I've given it away,' replied Captain Bill. 'It just doesn't seem right for you to be sleeping there,' said Horace. 'Your concern is duly noted,' replied Captain Bill, 'but if we could please get on.' 'Norma wants to know if you'd like to help her?' said Horace. 'I wondered when this would happen,' replied Captain Bill. 'She's trying to work out where we are.' 'I thought she might be,' replied Captain Bill. 'Are you sure your alright there? It's not very wide!' 'I've wedged myself in, there's no risk of me falling.' 'Still!' 'I'M FINE!' 'So shall I ...

'But it's for me!' exclaimed Captain Bill. 'Can't be helped,' replied Cyril, 'it's the last one, I've checked.' 'But I can't fit into that!' continued Captain Bill. 'Not my fault,' replied Cyril. 'Look I'm not sure why we're discussing this anyway, surely my replacement cabin will come with its own hammock?' 'Nobody said anything about a cabin,' replied Cyril. 'Well obviously there will be a cabin!' mooed Captain Bill. 'Not as far as I'm aware,' replied Cyril. 'But we've got loads of spare cabins!' said Captain Bill. Cyril shook his head. 'Nope!'  'But we must have! It's an enormous ship! There must be one spare cabin!' 'All fully booked,' replied Cyril. 'But there are only 6 of us!' said Captain Bill. '7!' corrected Cyril. '7?' said Captain Bill. 'Are you saying that Geraldine has her ...