Cow Island

'Can you see what make it is?' Annie called out. 'Hmm, not from here,' Cyril replied. 'I'm not very good with fish and I can only see the tail. Perhaps Geraldine could help?' 'Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Good idea!' mooed Annie. Geraldine waved her wings about and dived beneath the waves. 'Does that mean anything?' Cyril asked. Annie shrugged her horns. 'My blossom is getting all soggy,' she added. 'That's one of the problems with wet water,' Cyril replied. 'And the ink seems to be running on my t-shirts!' 'A safety feature,' Cyril explained. 'Otherwise how would you know that you were in the sea?' 'How much rent do you think I should charge Mr Fish?' 'That would depend on the number of bedrooms?' '137,' Annie replied. 'I'll work it out for you,' said Cyril. 'Now can I suggest you come back to shore, these grass ...

'Everybody's wearing them,' said Cyril. 'Well I'm not!' Captain Bill replied. 'Mr Sir Lord Cyril,' Annie called out. 'I think if I breath in we could get another t-shirt on.' 'See,' said Cyril. 'You're missing out.' 'It's the sort of missing out that I can deal with.' 'Even Geraldine's joined in,' Cyril added. 'She is an Pengiming!' mooed Annie . 'Got them in your size.' 'I remain uninterested.' 'Pengiming!' Annie shouted. 'Just the one?' Cyril suggested. 'No!' 'PENGIMING!' 'If you're doing that deliberately?' said Captain Bill. 'Perfect for your holiday wardrobe,' Cyril continued. 'Look,' Captain Bill replied, 'I'm not interested.' '...............................You know you've got a sack on your head?'  'I want it there.' 'A new t-shirt would s...

'Then I thought I might be a larch but my horns are too wonky so I finally decided I was part oak, part beech and part custard tart.' 'Brilliant!' said Cyril. 'I think most people would choose to be a part oak, part beech, part custard tart tree if they could be.' 'Yippee!' mooed Annie and she did quite a long dance* 'So,' she continued, 'in an attempt to appear interested in the life of another person. How have you been spending your most valububble time?' 'Hmm,' Cyril replied. 'Well, I got hungry so I ate a big cake, then several more cakes, 18 dinners, 54 breakfasts and 1 light snack but that was just this morning and I seem to have become even more irresistible, because, let's face it, I'm gorgeous.' 'Truthful, interesting and caketastic!' mooed Annie. 'Always a pleasure,' Cyril replied. 'Now, could I interest you in a mug or a t-shirt? The perfect gift to yourself at the sta...