Cow Island

'Look,' said Norma,'for the last time. The tennis ball represents Ms Camille and her little students, the table tennis bat is the athletics competition and Annie's false beard is us!' 'So what's Geraldine?' asked Captain Bill. 'She's a Pengyming!' mooed Annie. 'A Pengymengymoo! A Pengywengymengymooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!' 'Did you have to that in my ear?' asked Captain Bill. 'Yes!' replied Annie,'I could do it again if you like, I'd be quite happy to.' 'No thanks!' replied Captain Bill. 'So do I need to go through it again?' asked Norma. 'Don't you normally have some sort of flip chart for these sort of explanations?' said Captain Bill. 'I didn't pack one,' replied Norma. 'Bit of an oversight!' suggested Captain Bill. 'It's because we were on a balloon,' replied Norma,'there's not as much room as there is on a ship!' ...