Cow Island

'I was managing perfectly well until she interfered!' said Captain Bill. '.....................................................Yes!' replied Norma. 'And I could have got us into that harbour, there were clearly several entrances!' 'I just thought given all the attention we were attracting that it was better to sail past it,' said Norma. 'We would have attracted less attention if we hadn't hit anyone else!' mooed Bertha. 'That wasn't my fault!' replied Captain Bill. 'Some of that parking was rubbish!' 'Perhaps we should just move on?' suggested Norma. 'It's a lovely nice little bay that we've anchored in.' 'Hmm,' said Captain Bill, 'so what next? I can't imagine us keeping a low profile for very long with her Queenship trollying around.' 'I've managed to persuade her to stay onboard the Pickled Hiefer,' replied Norma, 'or at least I think I have?...