Cow Island

'And one vote for 'somewhere with more penguins', 'said Bertha. 'That's only four votes in total,' Norma remarked. 'Cyril ate his voting form,' Bertha replied 'and the ballot box, but luckily I had a spare.' 'Which still only makes five votes.' 'Does it?' said Bertha. Norma whacked Bertha with her tail. 'Oh yes!' mooed Bertha. 'And one vote for 'what's the point of going on holiday, why don't we stay at home, it's always a disaster anyway'. I must have inadvertently overlooked that one. I shall immediately go and apologise to the anonymous voter.'    'So to recap,' said Norma, 'that's one vote for penguins, one vote for 'somewhere rainy on a cliff', a stay at home vote, an eaten voting form and two votes for 'somewhere with a nice beach and some nearby hat shops.' 'Well you can't argue with such a free and fair demonstration of democ...

No!' mooed Captain Bill, 'No! No! No! No! No!' 'Is that to going to the pirate jamboree or to Queen Phoebe coming with us?' asked Norma. 'All of it!' replied Captain Bill. 'But we've already talked to you about going to the pirate jamboree and you agreed that we could!' 'I've changed my mind,' replied Captain Bill, 'it would be wrong of me, as your captain, to let you place your lives...and mine...in danger.' 'But we all want to go,' pointed out Norma, 'and we've all said so...and we've taken a vote...and signed a form...and then taken a 2nd vote.' 'But as it clearly needs pointing out,' replied Captain Bill, 'this is not a democracy! We have a leader and so these decisions are mine and mine alone.' 'But you voted to go as well,' said Norma. '..........................................................................................I misunderstood the questi...

Good morning / evening / just around nommage time (delete as required). Are you a Pengiming? If you're not sure go and have a quick look in a mirror. If you find you're staring at someone who is small, dressed entirely in black and white and have a half eaten sardine hanging out the side of your beak then there's a very high chance* that you are. If so then I'd like to crave a few moments of your time. As you are no doubt aware the first annual Pengiming of the Year Awards are now taking place.....and your vote counts! Now all pengimings are special and need to be hugged on a regular basis but I'd like to put in a word for one in particular....Geraldine....she's my chum. She's always helpful and often just wanders around with a plate full of cake just in case I feel like I need a slice...and I often do! Also she is veryyyyyyyyyyy cute and has the most orange feet (official). So I'm asking you to vote for her...NOW! Thank you Annie * 97.3% on the Am I a P...