Cow Island

'Ah! So 'ere you are!' mooed Camille. 'Just having a little look around,' replied Captain Bill. 'Excellent,' said Camille, 'only I was 'oping, if you could spare a moment?' 'Of course,' replied Captain Bill, 'just name the task.' 'Well,' began Camille, 'it's like this, now don't get me wrong because I really like Norma.' 'Don't we all!' said Captain Bill. 'Indeed,' continued Camille, 'but I have told 'er like eleventy billion times already, that when you are at a wine tasting you 'ave just a little glass and you 'ave to spit it out.' 'Really?' asked Captain Bill. 'Oh yes!' confirmed Camille. 'And just what part of that is Norma having trouble with?' said Captain Bill. 'Well mostly,' replied Camille,'...all of it!' 'So she's got a large glass?' suggested Captain Bill. 'Oh no!' replied Camille, 'by the t...

'OK, so 'e says that you are all very welcome and 'e's very 'appy because today 'e's already 'ad like a really important guest arrive,' explained Camille. Cyril?' suggested Captain Bill. 'Comte Cyril of Wineshire 'as indeed arrived,' confirmed Camille, 'and the owner 'ere says 'e was particularly impressed because Monsieur Comte was closely followed by 'is butler!' 'Geraldine!' mooed Bertha. 'I feel I may have been outwitted,' added Norma. 'It would be an easy mistake to make,' said Captain Bill. 'So I'm wondering what advice you might all 'ave for myself,' asked Camille, 'should I die of embarrassment now or 'ang on for a bit?' 'Tricky?' replied Captain Bill. But Bertha and Norma both said that they'd been embarrassed by Cyril on numerous occasions and they'd both survived and that the best thing to do was to press on regardless. So, ra...