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Selling Cyril on Etsy


Cyril, handsome, charming, witty and paying me to write this for him! He is also a first class food critic, owner of numerous off island holding companies, a doctor, lawyer and (this is what he's most proud of) capable of poking Horace with a pointy stick.

Cyril will be your pal; the rates are weekly or monthly (your choice).

If you want it, Cyril has it and is willing to sell it to you.

Do you have a very large triple decker Victoria sponge cake? Actually, no you don't, because Cyril spotted it half an hour ago... sorry about that!

Cyril, available now on
Etsy... unless he's hacked my account and moved the money.

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