Wednesday, 13 May 2009

A little something to dab behind the horns


Morning all, Bertha here, hurrying off towards the hat department.

We have just stopped off by the perfumes though.

Now I'm not one for a lot of that sort of thing but when you're at the top of the mast in a raging gale, a little something dabbed behind the horns allows you to remain in touch with your feminine side. The problem is there are so many to choose from and I always end up by panicking and buying the same one. There is a new one called 'Midnight Stampede' which promises romance or your money back but I don't think I'm likely to meet someone at the top of the 'Pickled Heifer'. I asked Annie what she thought of it and she said it tasted like seaweed! Norma has suggested that we all buy for each other but I'm not sure about that and anyway after you've been here for 5 minutes they all smell the same anyway.

Why do I always end up in a tizz in situations like this; I'm normally so decisive!

I'm going to buy 'Long Grasssss' again, I know I am!

Oh, take care and have nice days.

Bertha

1 comment:

maisy said...

no, wait! isn't there a free handbag with the 300ml bottle of sedge #9???