Wednesday, 24 June 2009
News about the opposition
'Who?' asked Captain Bill.
'The Frightfully Decent Old Boys Rowing Club,' replied Norma.
'Right,' said Captain Bill.
'Norma and I have already done some research on them,' said Bertha.
'And?' asked Captain Bill.
'They're frightfully decent,' replied Norma.
'And they're old boys,' added Bertha.
'Interesting,' said Captain Bill, 'I think I can see a pattern emerging.'
"Norma and I still don't think that's enough though,' continued Bertha, 'we think we should try to find out some more about them.'
'Agreed,' agreed Captain Bill, 'so what you're suggesting is that I disguise myself and slip into the enemy ranks to try to discover any weaknesses.'
'Well actually,' said Norma, 'we still see you in more of a managerial role... so we've asked someone else to check them out for us.'
'Someone with a bit more experience at that sort of thing,' added Bertha.
'It's Cyril isn't it?!' said Captain Bill.
And Norma and Bertha both looked up towards the sky.