Thursday, 5 November 2009
how to glue things together
Morning all, Bertha here, how are you?
I've not had a chance to talk to you for a while now. I do hope that you've all been constructive and that you've remembered to sit up straight?
Now as you can see, Operation Free the Norman One is now in full swing and I'm glad to say that everyone has a part to play. Annie is helping me to glue some things together and even little Geraldine (a most delightful young penguin) is providing a bit of ballast.
If you are gluing something together you might like some of the following advice.
1. Always glue outside. This is because there is much more light so you can see what you're doing and because you can have a nibble on the grass at the same time.
2. Accept the fact that no matter how far away you put your Annie from the glue pot she will naturally drift towards it.
3. Try to hire a Penguin.
Right, that's all from me, keep working!