'No honestly,' said Norma, 'the resemblance is uncanny!'
'Are you serious!!!' mooed an incredulous Captain Bill.
'Well maybe having Geraldine there helps a little bit,' conceded Norma.
'We don't even have a trunk!' said Captain Bill.
'Actually, there is more to an elephant than just a trunk!' called out Norman from the background.
'Norma!' called out Annie.
'In a moment!' replied Norma.
'But Cyril has assured us he can lay his hoof on a very life like trunk,' added Bertha.
'Consider it sorted!' said Cyril.
'Actually, there is more to an elephant than just a trunk!' called out Norman from the background.
'Norma!' called out Annie.
'In a moment!' replied Norma.
'We don't stand a chance!' mooed Captain Bill.
'Well try to keep in the background,' suggested Bertha, 'behind some trees or something.'
'But people are supposed to be able to see us!' said Captain Bill, 'what's the point of dressing up as an elephant if we then have to hide so people can't see that we're dressed as an elephant!!!'
'Norma!' called out Annie.
'In a moment!' replied Norma.
'Look!' she added, 'I know it needs a little adjustment, but really it is a very good costume. I really think someone would have to be pretty perceptive to realise that you're not actually Norman.'
'Norma!' called out Annie, 'why are Mr Cyril and Captain Eyepatch hiding under those sheets?'
And that's when the meeting came to an end.
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