Thursday, 3 December 2009

Rumblings of lack of content


'It's incredible!' said Captain Bill.

'SORRY?' said Norma.

'I SAID IT'S INCREDIBLE!' mooed Captain Bill,'YOU CAN HEAR IT RIGHT THROUGH THE SHIP!'

'YES!' replied Norma, 'BUT LUCKILY AT THE MOMENT IT COMes and goes.'

'Oh that's better!' said Captain Bill. 'Where is he anyway?'

'I've put him in the aft hold,' said Norma.

'But that's at the OTHER END!' said Captain.
Bill.

'I KNOW!' replied Norma, 'I THINK THAT THE SHIPS TIMBERS HELP TO CArry the sound. I thought it might happen but I never dreamed it would be this bad.'

'And presumably it'll only get worse as time goes on?' asked Captain Bill.

'YeS!' said Norma, 'HE'S JUST NOT USED TO ONLY HAVING 37 MEALS A DAY! WE REALLY DO NEED TO FIND LAND VERY QUICKLY!'

'LAND AHOY!' called down Bertha.

'OH, I DO like it when that sort of things happens,' said Norma.

So Captain Bill ordered the ship to turn to Starboliarboliboard. So Norma turned the ship to Port and they headed off towards the Island...

...and Cyril's stomach RUMBLED ON!'

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