Thursday, 14 January 2010
How to be useful at sea
You've missed him.....you've wondered where he was (no you have...he knows these things)...but now he's back...
Morning my little chumlettes, are you well? Did you get my present? I'm sure I sent it!
Anyway, I'm pleased to report that we're underway...and I thought I might do something useful to help.....then I thought again! I mean I'm Cyril! So I decided to turn the deck into a ski slope and fit in a bit of practice. Now when you're going out skiing it's most important to remember to have 17 good breakfasts before you start and possibly stop for a snackette or two before actually getting going. When skiing it's best to go in one direction at a time and don't worry too much about knocking people over...
Right, I think I'm ready to go...although maybe I should have a quick something to nibble first?
Hugs and smooches
Cyril (your pal)