Saturday, 6 February 2010
An Island of two halves
'We really should have kept a closer eye on where we were clearing the snow to!' said Bertha.
'Yes,' replied Captain Bill,'yes, fair play, I can see what you mean!'
'I think we just got a bit carried away with the whole clearing aspect of the problem,' said Norma.
'Whilst rather neglecting to appreciate the consequences of where we were putting it!' added Bertha.
'Well 10 out of 10 for the critical self assessment!' said Captain Bill.
'But as soon as we realised what we'd done we took immediate action,' mooed Norma.
'In what way?' asked Captain Bill.
'We've moved Cyril down to the end of the Pier,' replied Bertha.
'To act as a counter weight,' said Norma,'only we were a bit worried about the Island tipping over!'
'Good move!' agreed Captain Bill.'Anyway, there's not too much to worry about...it should be perfectly OK....I mean there's not much that could happen....it'll be fine...really, there's only one thing that could happen now that would be a complete disaster and that would be.....'
(to be continued)