Thursday, 27 May 2010
Home is where the cake is!
You've missed him...........
(No you have, really, you just have to be honest with yourself about these things)
Morning my fellow rumbly tum chums,
This place is rubbish!
I've not seen a hint of a restaurant since we landed.....or a sweet emporium...or a cake warehouse.
I mean what sort of place doesn't have a least 3 cake warehouses with perhaps some sort of trifle annexe and a biscuit garden within its confines?
I could quite easily have just wasted away to nothingness.
But fear not! (and you were feared, I can tell these things, it's because you love me so)
I've managed to make my way back to our little ship and am even now nibbling on a smidge of lemon and mango triple fruity special...and just in the nick of time!
A couple more hours of this and all will be well.
Until next time,
Sir Cyril of Cakevilleshire OBE with raisins and a cinnamon stick