Monday, 9 August 2010
You've been pining for him!
He's risking life and hoof even as he speaks!
But he's here for you....
Are you well?
Things must be looking up a bit, after all, you're looking at a picture of me!
Do you like the tail?
I think it adds a certain something and confirms, if confirmation were needed, that even heavily disguised mon handsomenessnus shines through!
Now last time we met I was throwing Captain Bill off a balloon. No doubt you were thinking that, what with old eyepatch about to be rumbled, that your hero saved the day by spotting a hayrick and aiming his leader in that general direction and indeed I can now confirm that at least a part of that was correct.
So what, I hear you ask, is life like as a pirate?
Not bad at all comes my reply! 3 square meals a day, 15 triangular ones and an octagonal snackette just before lights out AND a free designer cutlass!!!
I could take to it, I really could! But there are people to be rescued and medals to be won!
And so I must away.
Until we meet again