THE DUEL
Here read the tale of Captain Bill
And give yourself a jolly thrill
Of how he fought and slightly won
A duel beneath the noon day sun
Against the pirate chief he struggled
By then the plot was quite well muddled
To defend a pretty lady
He risked his life...well partly...maybe
He threw himself on evil forces
Though he was armed with scant resources
He was a wonder, full of zeal
As he defended wee Camille
That classy foreign sassy hip chick
With a pointy bright red lipstick
And so he triumphed on the day
And made the nasty pirates pay
Which left the world in better shape
Until the rotten sheep escaped
.
Here read the tale of Captain Bill
And give yourself a jolly thrill
Of how he fought and slightly won
A duel beneath the noon day sun
Against the pirate chief he struggled
By then the plot was quite well muddled
To defend a pretty lady
He risked his life...well partly...maybe
He threw himself on evil forces
Though he was armed with scant resources
He was a wonder, full of zeal
As he defended wee Camille
That classy foreign sassy hip chick
With a pointy bright red lipstick
And so he triumphed on the day
And made the nasty pirates pay
Which left the world in better shape
Until the rotten sheep escaped
.
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