Wednesday, 10 November 2010

A Water Cooler Moment


'4 hours!!' exclaimed Lefty.

'He just wouldn't shut up!' replied Flossie. 'He even asked me if I was planning to retire!'

'Sorry I fell asleep.'

'Can't blame you,' replied Flossie, 'Hooky feigned death towards the end...it didn't make any difference.'

'So what did happen in the end?' asked Lefty.

'Dave asked him to leave.'

'And did he?'

'Yes,' replied Flossie, 'I think he found him slightly threatening.'

'Good call on the nickname then,' said Lefty.

'My thoughts exactly!' bleated Flossie.

'So did you, did you want anything off the trolley?' asked Lefty.

'Oh right!' replied Flossie. 'Erm...any biscuits?'

'I think so,' said Lefty, 'Mum....mum...it's just the batteries.'

'No problem,' replied Flossie.

'MUM!' yelled Lefty,'...I have ordered them.....MUM!'

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