Thursday, 23 December 2010
We wish you a Merry Christmas
'You'll have to be quick!' mooed Bertha, 'we can't hold her much longer!'
'She's seen the presents!' called out Cyril.
'OK!' said Norma. 'Now am I doing this or are you?'
'Erm?' said Captain Bill.
'I will then,' said Norma, 'we'd just like to say thank you for sticking with us for yet another twelve months and we'd like to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year.'
'I would have said something almost exactly the same,' added Captain Bill.
'Right,' said Norma, 'release the Annie!'
'PRESENTS!!!' screamed Annie, 'CHRISTMAS! MINCE PIES! MORE PRESENTS!'
And she stampeded past everyone and ran straight into the tree.
'So have we got time for my poem?' asked Horace.
'Sorry,' said Norma.
(We'll be back on the 3rd of January)
(It's not our fault you understand...it's the Great Pencil...for some reason he thinks he deserves a break! We're a bit worried audience figures could plummet, although to be honest for plummeting to take place the figures would need to rise first)