'Onions,' said Cyril.
'Onions,' said Annie.
'Tomatoes,' said Cyril.
'Tomatoes,' said Annie.
'3 fried eggs,' said Cyril.
'3 fried eggs,' said Annie.
'12 sausages,' said Cyril.
'12 sausages,' said Annie.
'Now that's what I call a sandwich!' said Cyril. 'Want one?'
'Yes please,' replied Annie.
So Cyril made them 4 each.
'Do you think we should start cooking the meal yet?' asked Annie.
'All in good time,' replied Cyril. 'Have you seen the mustard?'
And Annie passed the mustard.
'It's fun isn't it,' said Annie, 'this cooking business.'
'It's a lark,' agreed Cyril.
'I said there would be larks,' said Annie.
'So you did,' replied Cyril. 'Now who's for a family sized trifle?'
And as it turned out...they both were.
Comments