'It arrived on Monday,' said Norma.
'Right,' said Captain Bill.
'But as you know I was rather busy.'
'Right,' said Captain Bill.
'Sorry I forgot.'
'Fine,' said Captain Bill.
'It is addressed to you,' added Norma.
'Mmmmm,' said Captain Bill.
'I think it's rather sweet.'
Captain Bill looked at Norma.
'I suppose there's any chance it's a tax demand?'
'Given that it's in a red envelope, perfumed and says 'To Ma Hero Capitaine Bill' on the front, I doubt it.'
'Right,' said Captain Bill.
'You'll probably want to be opening it,' suggested Norma.
The hero Capitaine Bill peered at the envelope.
'Might leave it a while....'
'Why?' asked Norma.
'.....Just because.'
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