Monday, 23 May 2011

The importance of a hat


'We found it stuck inside the penguin costume,' said Bertha.

Captain Bill looked nervously at the object on the grass in front of him.

'It's a hat,' mooed Norma.

'Mmm,' said Captain Bill, 'I can see that.'

'Well you can pick it up if you want to,' said Bertha.

'.......rather not,' replied Captain Bill.

'But it's only a tiny hat!' said Bertha.

'I know,' replied Captain Bill, 'but still...can't help finding it...slightly threatening.'

'Actually,' said Norma, 'just for once I find myself in agreement with our captain.'

'Crikey!' said Captain Bill.

'I probably won't be making a habit of it,' added Norma.

'Accepted,' said Captain Bill.

Bertha looked from Norma to Captain Bill and back again.

'Well,' she said, 'if you find that worrying wait until you see what I found inside it.'

And she held up a something.

And Captain Bill fell over.

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