Tuesday, 2 October 2012
On the subject of fine tooth combs
'And you'd need to make the slotty bits bigger for your molars!' mooed Annie.
'True!' replied Norma.
'Which would make the use of the word fine rather questionable,' continued Annie.
'Conceded,' replied Norma.
'And I'm not sure that teeth like to be combed,' added Annie. 'Mine have never expressed any desire to be.'
'You'd have had a lot of conversations with your teeth?' asked Norma.
'Quite a few over the years,' replied Annie.
'Still,' said Norma, 'as I have explained, as far as I know, there is no such thing.'
'That shouldn't stop us from examining the practical possibilities,' replied Annie. 'There could be a gap in the market!'
'But really I think we should be spending our time searching for clues,' said Norma.
Annie ran around Norma several times.
'I don't have any!' said Norma.
'Just checking!' replied Annie.
'I meant we should be searching for clues at the jamboree,' said Norma.
'Where's that?' asked Annie.
'We're at it!' replied Norma.
'Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!' mooed Annie.
'You are insufferable at times!' replied Norma.
'..........................................You like me though don't you!' said Annie.
And Norma just smiled.