Saturday, 7 June 2014

Let's go fly a kite



'Woohoo!' mooed Norma. 'Reporting, Camille and Geraldine successful!' 

'Right,' said Captain Bill.

'The fluffies are heading towards Annie and Cyril.'

'.................Fine.'

'Now, are you ready?'

'Mmm?'

'Are you ready?'

'Yes.'

'You don't look ready?'

'I'm ready.'

'Could you try to look more ready?'

'How?'

'Well, just more enthusiastic.'

'I'm ready.'

'And you know what you're doing?'

'I walk down the hill........'

'You run down. You need to run down or the kite won't fly. We have to signal Cyril with the kite or he won't know when to signal Annie........So you have to run. That's why I got you to take your hat off.'

'I don't think I needed it on anymore anyway.'

'Right,' said Norma. 'Ready?........................Standby......................RUN!..........NOT THAT WAY! THE OTHER WAY! OVER THERE!...........................LEFT.................LEFT...................THAT'S NOT LEFT!!!!!!'

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