Thursday, 28 July 2016

Chips with everything!


'Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!' Annie mooed.

'Couldn't have put it better myself,' Cyril said. 'Now, would you like some chips?'

'Yes, please!' Annie replied. '.............Wiv salt and vinegar.'

'Two lots of chips please,' Cyril asked the cashier. 'One with salt and vinegar, one with mayonnaise...shaken not stirred.' 

'And a wally!' Annie added.

'He's behind you,' Cyril replied.

'WHAT!!!!' Captain Bill mooed.

'Who are you again?' Annie asked.

'I'm leaving!' Captain Bill announced.

'Pleased to meet you,' Annie said.

'I meant I'm going,' Captain Bill replied.

'Oh, do stay,' Annie continued, 'we've only just met.'

'Yes, you must stay,' Cyril agreed and he took Captain Bill by his knitted compass and dragged him toward the nearest gaming table.

'Afternoon,' he announced to the croupier, 'allow me to introduce Princess Annie and Captain I'venothadmyheadinflated and, of course, myself.'

And he handed the croupier his card.

'Lord Sir Viscount Cyril of Howmuch?Youmustbejokingshire at your disposal. Who's for a game of tiddlywinks?'

And Annie frantically waved all four of her hooves....and fell over.

2 comments:

Armenoi said...

Casino Cyrale it is then. Though usually Capitaine Bile would be some sort of techie wizard. Though if he can steer by a shrunken knitted compass with only two directions, he must have something!?

Gina said...

*jealousy aside* I so love the relationship that is Princess Annie and Sir Cyril...got a real "grace Kelly" feel to it :D XXX