Enter a lawyer

'And so I demand immediate access to ma clients,' Camille announced.

'And you are?' Flossie asked.

'Mademoiselle FiFi,' Camille replied, 'lawyer to the stars....but I do also work for ordinary 'olidaymakers....which ma clients are....so nothing dodgy is going on.'

'Reasonable enough,' Flossie said.

'But how do you come to be here?' Lefty inquired.

'I too was also on 'oliday...as is ma good friend, Nurse Geraldine...talk about coincidence! But it means we can be 'ere to ensure fair play and a whopping big payout for the legal negligence that 'as inflicted a cold tummy upon a great and famous poet, which 'as become the talk of all the guests.'

'...........................And you're really a lawyer?' Flossie questioned.

'Confirmed by ma lawyer 'at which I am wearing, so, there is like no doubt.'

'Looks like a teachers hat to me?' Flossie suggested.

'They are frequently confused,' Camille replied. ''ow many times during an important court case 'ave I been asked 'ow you spell 'unnecessary'! But I am a lawyer and ma little students can back me up.'

'Little students?' Lefty bleated.

'....................................................................................They are little legal students, who I am instructing in law only.....with absolutely no lessons in geography, metalwork or cruise ship management.'

Flossie took a long hard look at Camille and then whispered something to Lefty.

'No!' Lefty replied. 'She wore a sophisticated Coral Candy, that's just a cheap Candy Coral, couldn't be the same person.'

But just then Hooky ran up and hastily tapped the grass.

'What's that you say?' Flossie replied. 'Now there's trouble at the casino! You want us to follow you.......again?'

So they left Harriet in charge.